Cheese Love

I adore cheese,
Any chance of eating it I will seize,
I once ate so much,
That I lost sight of my crotch,
And now all I do is wheeze.

With a cracker or a pickle,
With the latter I can be fickle,
I’m just looking for that cheesy tickle.

With cheese on my plate,
I’ll never lose weight,
My knee’s will give in,
And my scales will break.

I’ll be large forever,
I can’t ever say never,
So just keep on passing me, all that cheddar.

 

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